Did you know the Academy Awards gave all presenters and performers 100,000 pounds of carbon emission offsets? Did you also know the money was sqandered on such companies as Waste Management, a 3 billion dollar company? Is lining the pockets of these corporations your idea of paying for your contribution to the demise of the planet? Really!
Is this the answer to stop global warming? Besides the the obvious fact that greedy corporations have found yet a new way for you to transfer your money to their accounts, is it really effective?
Then it hit me. It can be done, in a much simpler way and you can help! You have a great opportunity to part with your hard earned money and offset your impact to your city by adopting an off the grid family. Yes, you can relieve yourself of your burden of cash and guilt by donating your money to a family that is living the way you wish you could live.
For the price of a taco, you can making a great contibution right here in the United States for the good of the planet .
For about a dollar a day, you can enable families who don't have access to grid power to purchase solar panels, wind generators, solar water heaters, carbon-eating trees and more.
And, in response to your generous contribution a plot of garden space will be reserved in your name. This includes a custom paver stone engraved with your name, becoming a permanent fixture in their organic, carbon gobbling garden.
So join us at Myvicariousoffthegridfamily.com and adopt a family today. You will offset 50% of your environmental impact for just a dollar a day...that's $30 a month. To fully offset your impact each month requires only an additional $25 per month. For the greater good, give today.
To see an example of a family you could sponsor please visit http://myspace.com/prairiemae
(P.S. The above is a total satire, there is no myvicariousoffthegridfamily.com website offering this service, LOL.)
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